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Snoozing Buffalax IN SPAAAAAACE
The Issue
The recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for Snoozing Buffalax to develop its own space program.
The Debate
1."Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Max Summers, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."
2."The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says Snoozing Buffalax Space Agency Head Bill Sanchez. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
3."If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Gretel Dodinas. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."
The recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for Snoozing Buffalax to develop its own space program.
The Debate
1."Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Max Summers, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."
2."The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says Snoozing Buffalax Space Agency Head Bill Sanchez. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
3."If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Gretel Dodinas. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."