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SNOOZING BUFFALAX IS!

Now if you'll excuse us, the Sultana is going to get high now.

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GREETINGS FROM THE MOST SERENE REPUBLIC OF TEPHIRETH.

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Lady Oracle Sayaka sends her greetings and one of our most prized blends of enhanced candies. It is a secret blend of Tepherethi honey harvested by the native lynxbee--known for its tufted antennae resembling ears--baked into the deliciously sweet popped amaranth candy known as alegria.

There is a reason it's called that.

Enjoy.

May the Light of the Sun Shine Upon Thee,
Lord Gulen, Chancellor to Lady Oracle Sayaka of the Most Serene Republic of Tephireth

SALUTATIONS FROM THE SULTANATE OF SNOOZING BUFFALAX

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Sultana Elisif Baratheon thanks the Lady Oracle for her kind gift and is tasting it even now. She pronounces it truly divine--that if one were to taste the warmth of the sunlight, this would be it. Already chefs and brewers are hard at work ensuring knowledge of the blend is spread throughout our land.

We look forward to sending our first batch to thee soon,
Pasha Ulfric, advisor to Sultana Elisif Baratheon of the Sultanate of Snoozing Buffalax