alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

I gained a level! 8D
alkonost_storm: (Military Man)
Category: New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

^Considering my nation is now using a Seto Kaiba fanart as its flag, this is oddly appropriate, in light of the history of Old!KC. Also amusing.

Now for Conservative!NS:

Category: New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
alkonost_storm: (Military Man 2)
The Stormcrown of Snoozing Buffalax goes from Inoffensive Centrist Democracy to Fascist (Liberal) or Communist (Conservative)

...Is it bad I'm terribly amused by this? XD
alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)
Aka the slutty adventuress who's trying to save the world while STILL trying to have fun on the side.

Meet Luonnetar! )

She is very partial to spider-morphs but occasionally seeks out the company of hellhounds and minotaurs.

Don't judge me!
alkonost_storm: (Trustshipping)
Is it just me or does that sound like the title to one of those smut novels?/shot


So last night during a particularly steamy scene, PercentiledOne posted this gem:

Where's the quote feature LJ!? )

Cannot unsee Older!Kaiba having an awkward conversation about reach and flexibility with his child now. Head!canon insists it would be the second child with Theoris, if they have another (besides Hanae K. Kaiba anyway), and it'd be a boy. :=D:

Yes I'm aware they're not even at the point where they'd look into having a family, if they ever do that. Headcanon likes to overplan
alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)
Kaiba laugh

Am I the only one thinking Kaiba looks a bit derpy laughing like that?^

Seto in GX
Seto in GX 2
Seto in GX 3
Seto in GX 4

You can tell where most of my attention was focused on in this episode.

Where Avion wonders what the fuck he's been summoned into
What the flying fuck he was summoned into.

Where GX shows Cartoon Physics
By manipulating the splitscreen! Then again, he is half-dinosaur...(?)

Sweatdropping Sign
Jaden's sense of direction can apparently give Ryoga's a run for its money.

Dino eye
It's never a good thing when THAT shows itself...

Dinoberry and Cyrusbug
Dinoberry and Cyrusbug 2

Dinoberry and Cyrusbug 2013~! Also, Yugioh GX has embraced its predecessor's tradition of going down the Tron Route.

Avion sweatdrop
Of Avion's sweatdrop!

BL Alert
The moment I see this screencap? Slashed. FOREVER. ABYDOS/JUDAI IS CRACK OTP

Even Zane finds this silly
When even Zane is sweatdropping, you know things have gotten too silly.
alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)

  • Seto was still bored, looking at everything with disinterest. After all, the baby kicking had gotten from amazing to novel to boring to annoying already.

  • Noting his disinterest, Theoris reached over and nudged him, harder than she should have--on the side. For crying out loud, it was their child! She would have said something, except at that moment the doctor cut her off. "The child is female."

  • Seto's eyes went wide as he addressed the doctor, and Theoris could almost see the camera zooming out and leaving him standing alone in empty void. "What's this? A female? You mean I have... a daughter?!"

  • "That's right, Mr. Kaiba. You're going to be the father to a little girl." Theoris bit her lip, resisting the urge to declare "Called it."

  • Seto was in a widened stance, eyes wide, and yes, a dramatic wind had come up as he made a slow descent to his knees. "Not a son?"

  • "A Daugh--"

  • "Are you done being a drama queen yet?"

  • "I can't have a few more minutes of it?" Seto asked, moving to where he held his head in his hands but not quite making that pose yet.

  • Theoris simply waved at him in resignation, as if to say she was done with that; it might as well been granting him permission to continue.

  • The doctor had to put up with the occasional "How... how can it be?!" and "It's not possible!" through the rest of the visit.

  • Theoris heaved a sigh and made an appointment for two months later before leading Seto out of the clinic and into the limousine. "You can cut it out now."

  • "Don't make light of this." Seto told her.

  • "I'm not making light of it." He was starting to get on her nerves...

  • "You know what this means don't you?" Seto said, still in his melodramatic tone.

  • "What does it mean, Seto Kaiba?" Theoris asked, still in her tired-of-his-melodrama-yet-resigned-to-it tone.

  • "I'm going to have to paint the nursery pink!"

^Priorities! XD
alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)
JW%: "Make it so." Seto told Chekov, dismissing him. Then he called up Mokuba to make alternative plans.

AlkonostStorm: Mokuba looked up from the mods he was programming into the Capsule Monsters game to answer the phone. "Yeah, Seto?"

JW%: "Mokuba, remember the old days?" Seto almost purred with the thought of mayhem. "We saved all those... less than safety committee-approved gear, right?"

AlkonostStorm: "...You mean that time when you thought you looked cool with Pistachio-green hair and gold eye contacts?"

JW%: Seto took several moments of silence. "Yes Mokuba. That time. No, I'm not dying my hair, or putting contacts in."

AlkonostStorm: "I still don't know what possessed you to go for that shade of green." Pause. "Yeah, they should still be around. Especially since a lot of money went into some of that gear; you didn't want it thrown away because it'd be a waste."

JW%: "I was trying for blonde!" Seto snapped and then regained his composure. "Anyway, you're aware of the issue with the MacDowan Corp." Mokuba probably wasn't. "That they're attempting to block Kaiba land's development for reasons that appear petty and spiteful. We might have to show them we can play at their level too."
alkonost_storm: (Seto and FM!Set)

  • He caught her hand again. "I'll keep wearing this if you'll wear your jewelry." He offered.

  • "So...we become each other's slaves?"

  • "And why not?" He quirked an eyebrow. "Besides..." He tapped the collar. "This isn't a slave collar."

  • "It's closer to a pet collar, true..." She admitted, thinking back on a certain chapter of Awaiting Summons.

  • "At least it doesn't look like that dog collar that Yugi wears..." Seto muttered.

  • "Seto..." Theoris groaned as she moved to plant her face into a pillow, the mood ruined on her end and with little chance of being salvaged.

Now...To be fair, he does manage to save the moment before it becomes a total trainwreck. I just wanted to share this bit because I can see this actually happening. XD
alkonost_storm: (HAT OF FABULOUS)
Tarot Card of the Day: The Chariot
In-general explanation: Oil her car. Victory tramples death's soil. The charioteer is the lover after conquering his choices. Another triangle. Go for it but don't take yourself too seriously. A car stuck in the mud moves along with the landscape. Perhaps it is not a car but a stage. Perhaps all winners are puppets. When the road gets tricky, loosen the reins. Let your feelings drive.
More directly: Indirect control, intuition, the power of subtlety.

Is it just me or does this app come off as rather Cloudcuckoolander at times? And what's with the wording of the text???
alkonost_storm: (Jennifer Government)
I swear, that has to be the only explanation for this:

alkonost_storm: (Derpunari)

The Issue

Several underground organisations in Snoozing Buffalax have recently been spreading discontent throughout the populace about not being able to vote.

The Debate
1."We demand the power to rule the country the way we want!" cries Thomas Dodinas while being dragged before you in chains. "Too long have you and your dictatorial government been allowed to control our lives! The right to vote in a fair and free election is all we crave! You can take our lives, but you'll never take our souls! Elections for Snoozing Buffalax!"

2."If you'll take my advice, we should just send these crazies down to the dungeons," murmurs Wil Mistletoe, one of your political advisors. "If we let them spread this propaganda we'll soon have a revolution on our hands! We should crack down on these groups, and ban non-governmental political organisations to keep the people from getting too frisky with their pitchforks."

3."There's no need to be quite so dramatic," assures Sean Sparkle, your minister of Silly Walks as he pinwheels past. "We could let them have their way a little, just to keep them happy, you know? We could give them the right to vote, but not the right to run for office. Then we could just pick out the candidates we wanted and they could choose! We've been doing this for years, we don't want some uppity new bloke trying to tell us what to do."

Out of everything in this issue, this is the one thing that stands out to me.

The Sultanate of Snoozing Buffalax has a Ministry of Silly Walks.



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