All that stuff about Paul Revere's Ride? THEY'RE LYING LIES WHO LIE!

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WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IS THAT HE AND CONNOR HAD TO SHARE A HORSE. SO CONNOR'S CONTRIBUTION TO THIS BIT OF AMERICAN HISTORY WAS THAT HE BASICALLY WAS PAUL REVERE'S CHAFFEUR.

HE WAS (OBVIOUSLY) NOT AMUSED.

ALSO HE TOOK STRONG OBJECTION TO PAUL REVERE BEING TOUCHY-FEELY IN INTRODUCTIONS.