Shortest fic ever: Bragging Contest

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Title: Bragging Contest

Fandom: Dissidia Final Fantasy

Characters: Warrior of Light, Shinryu

Words: 82

Rating: K

Summary: Before the final battle, the Warrior of Light exchanges words with his most formidable opponent.Very short piece, heavily inspired by Bilbo's confrontation with Smaug the Terrible in The Hobbit.

"My teeth and claws, the sharpest swords.

My scales, the most enduring armor.

My magic is an oncoming storm, thou cannot hope to outrun it.

My breath shall be your end."

"The sharper the sword, the more brittle the blade.

Strike it enough times, and even the strongest armor will give way to my sword.

I'm no good at magic but my comrades will pick up the slack.

As for your breath, today will be the last day you ever draw any."