Day 34: Characters you wish had interacted with each other

[alkonost_storm]

For starters, Vaan and Gabranth. Interaction between them is all but impossible due to the timegap between their time serving in the war. I would have also loved to see more interaction between WoL and Lightning since I didn't get Prologus when it came out. In fact any interaction between Team Cannon Fodder and the rest of Team Cosmos would have been great. Of course we have Kain to thank for the lack of the above....*glares at Kain*

And maybe I'm just too used to Bioware RPGs but IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF THERE HAD BEEN PARTY BANTER IN 000.  HONESTLY  I WOULD HAVE GIVEN ALL MY GOLD ANGELS TO KNOW THEIR RESPONSE TO 000. TALK DAMMNIT. IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO KEEP IT ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE!/end rant

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LOLDRAMA

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

I just love how Mateus and Kuja are angsting about something all melodramatic and Seph's like "WTH's up with them?"

HAVEN'T USED THIS ICON IN AAAAAAAAGES...

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

*snort* It's funnier when you read the text:

Kuja: Matty, I'm cold!!
Mateus: It's freezing!!
Sephiroth: ...Pussies.
(Okay so that last one didn't happen but the other two are correct. Yes, Kuja really did call him 'Matty')

Admittedly I'm not into this OT3...

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

But I could see this happening in a situation where they're sharing a dorm (AS THE EMPEROR I HAVE FIRST DIBS ON THE BATHROOM)XD

*shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

I have a thing for evil bishonen but I didn't really consider it as a pairing until animekittysama not only nudged me in the direction of pixiv artist Hokuto who does a lot of cracky/fluffy c279 stuff, but she also wrote some wonderful MateusxSephiroth and MateusxKuja (and she also does brilliant Palamecia too) as well as helped establish the harem situation. Usually I don't pair Sephiroth with Kuja (despite the earier icon) but with Mat as their 'master' it works for me. I mean I've drawn some porn of this OT3 already and Mat was just watching...

Hehehe. Life in a dorm between those three would be awkward. There would be so many fights over shampoo and conditioner, especially when Mat decides to have his hair silver and they only have the one bottle. And of course none of them know how to cook (Sephiroth burns everything to a crisp and neither Mat or Kuja are willing to lower themselves to menial chores) so they are eating take away a lot...It's a mess.

Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

For some reason I see them going to the dorms of certain characters at times (coughthey'rebrokecough) so they can get some good cooking in their bellies. For the Chaos side, I see Gilgy, Golbez and Gabranth being good cooks for some reason. Jecht is another no thanks to Rai's pastry arc XD

Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Gilgamesh learned a lot on his travels through the Interdimensional Rift, including culinary expertise! As for Golby, well, someone has to look after Cecil so in his time he's learnt how to be a decent chef in order to make sure his baby brother stays well fed. Also his Japanese VA hosts Iron Chef... Gabby, well...I guess he needs a hobby since he hardly works for Chaos these days. And the kitchen is a place for REAL MEN! MENLY MASCULINE MEN WITH TESTOSTERONE WHO PRODUCE THE MOST SUBLIME, PUFFY, GOLDEN PROFITEROLES YOU EVER DID TASTE!

The bathroom fights are so ugly... I mean last time Sephiroth broke the door down because Kuja was taking a 3 hour bubblebath. And the incident before that when Mat tried electrocuting Seph for using his comb. Or Kuja having a hissyfit because Mat stole his eyebrow tweezers to groom his...'garden above the pride of Palamecia'...

Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

The garden part made me lol XD

Don't forget the fights where Mateus and Kuja try to outdo each other by being the most fabulous. They try to get Seph to play Judge but it does not work because Sephiroth just doesn't care XD

Over 85 Kuja icons and I still can't find one to suit this subject!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Kuja: Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: What?
Kuja: Be honest, isn't my taste in cosmetics far superior to Mateus'?
Mateus: Insolent whelp. Do you really think to challenge my aesthetics?
Kuja: Says the man with muted aubergine eyeshadow. Honestly what were you thinking? It makes you resemble some rotting corpse. No, no, my shade of carmine is easily the victor.
Mateus: And you think to call that glazed pink on your mouth lipstick? One would think them stained with semen...
Kuja: YOU SCUMBA-
Sephiroth: I'm out of here.
Kuja: ...
Mateus: ...
Kuja: I told you we should've asked that Ivalice lapdog!

Yep that would be Dorm!279 in a nutshell

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

Low blow, low blow! Then again, Mateus never pretended he was above these underhanded tactics....XD

Uh huh

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

The next time animekittysama offers me the chance to request a wallpaper I am highly tempted to ask for some c279 even though I love Club Marilith so...

But...Kuja and Sephiroth are two of the hottest acts there and Mateus does run the club. Hmm...

Low blow...? Well now we know how that semen got there in the first place! >D

Re: Uh huh

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

Note to self: phrase my sentences more carefully next time so that people do not drag them down to the gutter so to speak....

Pimp time!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Lesson #1: I am evil.

Lesson #2: My mind constantly lives in the gutter to the point that I draw DFF porn for fun. (And need to do that Kujerra kink for Rai; once I've managed to work out the positions)

Lesson #3: If there is an opportunity to be stupid then I will take it.

Lesson #4: Repositioning models into questionable situations is fun.

Lesson #5: Perving over DFF models is a hobby of mine.

Here, have some old Kujerra fluff:


(Done on my tablet. My hand drawn stuff tends to be a lot nicer)

Re: Pimp time!

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

I'd write a kink or two myself except I just seem to be lacking in drive and motivation for anything other than rps *uber-sadface*. That and I have zero clue of where to start and what ship to pick XD

Re: Pimp time!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Well I only started to try writing fic a few months ago and so I fail epically at it most of the time. All I can manage so far is crack. I'm used to writing dialogue for a visual medium so writing the actions inbetween is far out of my comfort zone.

This is not the case when I draw, to the point that I could probably storyboard something kinky...just not convery it in words very well...

I've noticed I have a much easier time writing Terra than I do with other characters (say Kuja, Mateus, Ultimecia etc) which is probably why I can handle Kujerra without too much trouble. Mostly I only aim for characters I know well enough or can step into; Kefka I can write in about 5 seconds and he'll come out just fine even though I only played FFVI once. Kuja I've studied for years and played FFIX way too many times and yet I can only marginally handle him. (Zidane is much simpler) Then there was Prishe whose game I've never played and the only experience I had of her was the two cutscenes and battles from DFF and yet she seemed to go down okay. But I think I'll eventually be a decent Kuja if I work hard enough. Go for what you feel comfortable with first I say.

Re: Pimp time!

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

That's the thing though. I've written fics before. I'm just stuck in this rut D:

Re: Pimp time!

[toffeethesnob.livejournal.com]

Well I can't really help there. What sort of fic do you usually write then? I can try hurling ideas at you and see if any take your fancy.

Re: Pimp time!

[alkonost-storm.livejournal.com]

Well the last major one had drama plus a romance subplot...Mind you it was pretty complex because it had to do with an android character getting in touch with his human side (this android had some parts of him that were human but otherwise he saw himself as a machine). The last FF fic I wrote...it's on hiatus no thanks to my block (that and several others) was one centering on a crackship that grew on me from FFVII: Genesis/Rosso

This is the part where I make the n_n face

[railenthe.livejournal.com]

Of course he's a good cook. REAL MEN MAKE THEIR OWN CRAB QUICHE!