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alkonost_stormFor starters, Vaan and Gabranth. Interaction between them is all but impossible due to the timegap between their time serving in the war. I would have also loved to see more interaction between WoL and Lightning since I didn't get Prologus when it came out. In fact any interaction between Team Cannon Fodder and the rest of Team Cosmos would have been great. Of course we have Kain to thank for the lack of the above....*glares at Kain*
And maybe I'm just too used to Bioware RPGs but IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF THERE HAD BEEN PARTY BANTER IN 000. HONESTLY I WOULD HAVE GIVEN ALL MY GOLD ANGELS TO KNOW THEIR RESPONSE TO 000. TALK DAMMNIT. IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO KEEP IT ALL BOTTLED UP INSIDE!/end rant
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Date: 2011-07-05 08:23 pm (UTC)Though I also wanted some more Team Chaos interactions; the fact that Sephiroth's official 013 quest allegedly features a conversation between him, Mateus and Kuja is just too awesome an idea to behold. Or Cecil's 013 quest which supposedly has Kuja warning Firion about Mateus' plans. I find it amusing that Kuja and Sephiroth have never officially interacted in Dissidia considering not only how often the fandom pairs them up together but also how they are complete opposites in terms of alignment: Sephiroth started out as a good man who was betrayed by those he trusted and in his pain ended up discarding his humanity to become a god who became more parasite than anything else. Kuja started out as a cruel power hungry weapon who wanted to dispose of his master and build an eternal kingdom yet gained humanity and became a good person after falling victim to his own fear. Plus there's the fact that Sephiroth is willing to serve his 'mother' whilst Kuja fought tooth and nail against his 'father'.
There's actually a lot of interactions I wanted but some 000 party banter would've been incredible. Especially with the party I have... It would've been so insane and yet bromantic...
*tries to get back to drawing Kujerra*
Party Banter = Awesome!
Date: 2011-07-05 08:30 pm (UTC)Well there's always that crack Rai and I wrote...
Date: 2011-07-05 08:47 pm (UTC)Though when I finally get my Japanese Edition (this shall happen on the same day FFVII's PS3 remake is announced and FFXIII Versus is released) my party will be Matues, Ultimecia, Sephiroth, Kuja and Jecht. Their conversations would be...interesting at the very least.
Emperor: That drooling beast believes he can destroy the world? Nonsense.
Jecht: Well he certainly seems to be goin' about it the right way.
Emperor: Jecht, you seem to be under the misapprehension that you were recruited for your opinions. You are here purely for brute strength, nothing more.
Jecht: Oh yeah? Then what's the deal with the Witch here?
Emperor: An empire needs a dynasty.
Ultimecia: And who better to rule by his side as empress than one who commands all of existence?
Jecht: Yeah... Whatever, leave the whole dynasty thing out of it till we're home and dry, okay?
(PAUSE)
Jecht: Also...what's the deal with bringing those two prettyboys along? Leather guy I can kind of understand but the kid in the thong?
Emperor: You dare question an Emperor of his harem?
Jecht: Eyaahh...I'm just gonna wear a blindfold and plug my ears for the rest of the journey.
Re: Well there's always that crack Rai and I wrote...
Date: 2011-07-05 09:27 pm (UTC)Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?
Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?
Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.
Re: Well there's always that crack Rai and I wrote...
Date: 2011-07-05 09:45 pm (UTC)Now to try writing something for Rai's XXX meme!
A WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE COOKING BREAKS IN ON THE CONVO! OH NOES~
Date: 2011-07-05 10:15 pm (UTC)or like Sieg and Light do in our RP XDAnd lord knows it's the only reason I can fight as well as I do. It took me the entire time between Prologus and DDFF's release to get used to the system tweaks.
…I will not protest the possibility of Jechtja.
AND WHY DID THEY NOT INTERACT WHUT.
WHY WAS THERE NOT MORE GOLJECHT WHUT.
I should probably get to these extra questions, but it will have to be after I eat. I'm ridiculously hungry and all I've had is a TV lunch and Cheetos.
THAT WOULDN'T KEEP MY KID BROTHER GOING FOR AN HOUR.
You got a point about the party banter. It would have been awesome. I have half a mind to take party banter requests, Tales!Style.
Speaking of which....
Date: 2011-07-05 10:18 pm (UTC)THE INTERNET DERPED AND I AM RAGE
Date: 2011-07-06 03:44 am (UTC)Re: THE INTERNET DERPED AND I AM RAGE
Date: 2011-07-06 03:47 am (UTC)Re: THE INTERNET DERPED AND I AM RAGE
Date: 2011-07-06 03:49 am (UTC)*puts away face paint and red cloak*
Date: 2011-07-06 03:51 am (UTC)NEVER CONSULT PIXIV WHILST TRYING TO WRITE DFF SMUT
Date: 2011-07-05 11:50 pm (UTC)Now I can't write smut between these guys, just adorkable fluff! GRRRRRR!!! I'll have to go back to trying to draw Kujerra to try and off the cutesy bunny bounding around my head!
And I would care to comment on your points but sadly the bunny is nibbling at some wires that I think are important...Yeah I just forgot what this black and white thing on my lap is called. Not good...
LOLDRAMA
Date: 2011-07-06 12:25 am (UTC)HAVEN'T USED THIS ICON IN AAAAAAAAGES...
Date: 2011-07-06 12:35 am (UTC)Kuja: Matty, I'm cold!!
Mateus: It's freezing!!
Sephiroth: ...Pussies.
(Okay so that last one didn't happen but the other two are correct. Yes, Kuja really did call him 'Matty')
Admittedly I'm not into this OT3...
Date: 2011-07-06 12:40 am (UTC)*shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.
Date: 2011-07-06 12:50 am (UTC)Hehehe. Life in a dorm between those three would be awkward. There would be so many fights over shampoo and conditioner, especially when Mat decides to have his hair silver and they only have the one bottle. And of course none of them know how to cook (Sephiroth burns everything to a crisp and neither Mat or Kuja are willing to lower themselves to menial chores) so they are eating take away a lot...It's a mess.
Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.
Date: 2011-07-06 12:55 am (UTC)Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.
Date: 2011-07-06 01:05 am (UTC)The bathroom fights are so ugly... I mean last time Sephiroth broke the door down because Kuja was taking a 3 hour bubblebath. And the incident before that when Mat tried electrocuting Seph for using his comb. Or Kuja having a hissyfit because Mat stole his eyebrow tweezers to groom his...'garden above the pride of Palamecia'...
Re: *shrug* Everyone has their own tastes.
Date: 2011-07-06 01:09 am (UTC)Don't forget the fights where Mateus and Kuja try to outdo each other by being the most fabulous. They try to get Seph to play Judge but it does not work because Sephiroth just doesn't care XD
Over 85 Kuja icons and I still can't find one to suit this subject!
Date: 2011-07-06 01:20 am (UTC)(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: What?
Kuja: Be honest, isn't my taste in cosmetics far superior to Mateus'?
Mateus: Insolent whelp. Do you really think to challenge my aesthetics?
Kuja: Says the man with muted aubergine eyeshadow. Honestly what were you thinking? It makes you resemble some rotting corpse. No, no, my shade of carmine is easily the victor.
Mateus: And you think to call that glazed pink on your mouth lipstick? One would think them stained with semen...
Kuja: YOU SCUMBA-
Sephiroth: I'm out of here.
Kuja: ...
Mateus: ...
Kuja: I told you we should've asked that Ivalice lapdog!
Yep that would be Dorm!279 in a nutshell
Date: 2011-07-06 01:33 am (UTC)Uh huh
Date: 2011-07-06 01:39 am (UTC)But...Kuja and Sephiroth are two of the hottest acts there and Mateus does run the club. Hmm...
Low blow...? Well now we know how that semen got there in the first place! >D
Re: Uh huh
Date: 2011-07-06 01:43 am (UTC)Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:05 am (UTC)Lesson #2: My mind constantly lives in the gutter to the point that I draw DFF porn for fun. (And need to do that Kujerra kink for Rai; once I've managed to work out the positions)
Lesson #3: If there is an opportunity to be stupid then I will take it.
Lesson #4: Repositioning models into questionable situations is fun.
Lesson #5: Perving over DFF models is a hobby of mine.
Here, have some old Kujerra fluff:
(Done on my tablet. My hand drawn stuff tends to be a lot nicer)
Re: Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:07 am (UTC)Re: Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:18 am (UTC)This is not the case when I draw, to the point that I could probably storyboard something kinky...just not convery it in words very well...
I've noticed I have a much easier time writing Terra than I do with other characters (say Kuja, Mateus, Ultimecia etc) which is probably why I can handle Kujerra without too much trouble. Mostly I only aim for characters I know well enough or can step into; Kefka I can write in about 5 seconds and he'll come out just fine even though I only played FFVI once. Kuja I've studied for years and played FFIX way too many times and yet I can only marginally handle him. (Zidane is much simpler) Then there was Prishe whose game I've never played and the only experience I had of her was the two cutscenes and battles from DFF and yet she seemed to go down okay. But I think I'll eventually be a decent Kuja if I work hard enough. Go for what you feel comfortable with first I say.
Re: Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:19 am (UTC)Re: Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:21 am (UTC)Re: Pimp time!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:32 am (UTC)This is the part where I make the n_n face
Date: 2011-07-06 03:46 am (UTC)MOAR ROOM!
Date: 2011-07-06 02:58 am (UTC)Hmm... well if you want romance for DFF then perhaps you could start with Palamecia, Kujerra or WoL/Light. Though you also like Laguna/Yuna, right?
Palamecia:
ROMANTIC: A power struggle during their first cycle together. A constant stalemate as both try and outmatch the other only to be foiled by one another's brilliance. Cue sexual tension.
KINKY: They roleplay with Ultimecia as a princess and Mateus as her captor. (He kidnaps them and offers them as colliseum prizes in FFII after all...)
SERIOUS: Mat needs an heir. Times a ticking for Ultimecia (I don't know how old she is but I always got the impression she was somewhere in her mid 30s-early 40s) so she makes a great effort to get pregnant to ensure he stays with her.
CRACKY: HAIR HORN CLASH.
Kujerra ideas:
ROMANTIC: Terra consoles Kuja over Kefka's implanting him with false memories, having been subjedted to a similar thing herself. They slowly discover the similarities they share as non-humans raised as weapons and slowly bond.
KINKY: Terra tries on Kuja's outfit. After stripping it off him first. (Inspired by this Pixiv piece)
SERIOUS: Terra learns that Kuja and Zidane are brothers and gets Kuja to reveal his feelings about being a Genome...and his tail
CRACKY: Kuja tries to convince the rest of the DFF cast that he's straight but everyone refuses to believe him.
WoL/Lightning (I'll admit right here I don't know much about these two so my ideas aren't too stellar)
ROMANTIC: The moments before Lightning sets off to face what is certain death, WoL feels conflicted over the desire to go with her and his duty to protect Cosmos.
KINKY: Lightning decides to teach WoL that there's an even mightier light to follow.
SERIOUS: Lightning awakens at the beginning of the twelfth cycle (Prologus never showed us this) and angrily demands to know what she's doing here and who this WoL guy is.
CRACKY: One flashes the other.
Currently I can't think of anything for Laguna/Yuna but hopefully one or two of these might stir something?
Re: MOAR ROOM!
Date: 2011-07-06 03:05 am (UTC)*checks out link* Oh my Terra's not as flat as I thought O.o *replaces hair ribbon with a matching purple one* TA-DAH!
The romantic one for Lightshipping is seriously tempting me...Very likely due to the plans I've got for Lightning in my RP with Railenthe (hint hint: IT INVOLVES BARTHANDELUS)
Re: MOAR ROOM!
Date: 2011-07-06 03:21 am (UTC)Terra's breasts are actually a problem drawing wise. I tried getting them to look small like they are in the model but since I drew her heavily pregnant in this one I have an excuse.
Um, I don't know much about Barthandelus other than he's Super!Pope I'm afraid. (It's been a while since I stopped playing FFXIII after getting to Gran Pulse)
The difference between Mateus and Super!Pope's brand of magnificent bastardry...
Date: 2011-07-06 03:25 am (UTC)Barty on the other hand...
HE NOT ONLY COVERS ALL THE BASES HE TAKES TIME SPANS INTO ACCOUNT AS WELL.
Basically he's been planning to summon Ragnarok for a long, LONG time...