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Right now only one or two come to mind and both are from XII:
"HEY BUCKETHEAD" and "DON'T BELIEVE ONDORE'S LIES!"
There's quite a few walking tin cans in Dissidia. Couldn't Vaan have used it on any of them? SE, I AM DISAPPOINT
OH WAIT I LIED, THERE'S ACTUALLY MORE:
"I, GARLAND, SHALL KNOCK YOU DOWN!"
Some reference to the Shantotto Ascension DLC for XI.
"Nice gun" and LIGHTNING PAAWNCH from XIII
Terra's world map animation should have featured her cuddling every moogle she came across. ALSO IT WOULD BE NEAT IF SHE COULD TRANCE AND FWOOSH LIKE THE WIND.
Bartz's acrophobia. Srsly where did it go, SE?
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Date: 2011-07-01 05:23 pm (UTC)LET'S STICK IN THE SKY FORTRESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Date: 2011-07-01 05:28 pm (UTC)But yeah it's too bad they ditched it in 012. I can't remember if there's a part in his story where he fights on the Sky Fortress but that should have been the place where he'd freak out the most. IT'S A FLYING FORTRESS AFTER ALL
HE'LL BE CALLING SQUALL 'MOMMA' AND CLUTCHING TO HIS CHEST I RECKON!
Date: 2011-07-01 05:35 pm (UTC)Why not use magic?
Date: 2011-07-01 05:38 pm (UTC)...I'm terrible XD
*derp*
Date: 2011-07-01 05:42 pm (UTC)Yes, whilst Kuja deals with the other two clueless boys. As Mat, Kefka and Ultimecia laugh at poor Bartz's misery.
Re: *derp*
Date: 2011-07-01 05:50 pm (UTC)I don't even hate Bartz or have anything against him and yet I do thisRe: *derp*
Date: 2011-07-01 05:58 pm (UTC)Honey, I adore Kuja to the death and yet most of the fic or art I make involving him features him being tormented, humiliated or abused in some way. He's just too much fun to make fun of. Ohohohoho~! (Hell there's a kink meme piece someone else did of Mateus beating him up, binding a collar around his throat, torturing him with electric shocks and then forcing him to masturbate that I keep going back to. Yeah, I'm a creepy perv but it was such a deliciously evil Mat!)On a sidenote...
Date: 2011-07-01 06:04 pm (UTC)The name which hit us with a very hard unblockable Fridge Brilliance that causes instant BRV Break last night but that's another story...Goddamnit I was so excited I had to delete this three times to do last minute editing. I fail XD
Mr Snooky Pie?
Date: 2011-07-01 06:07 pm (UTC)(One day I shall pluck up the nerve to post that Kujerra sequel. Kujerra made me their bitch when I posted the original and then someone made a request for a sequel, I balked and posted it on my journal (f-locked) begging for help as to whether it was worth continuing, Rai became a convert to the ship and all of a sudden we were creating a scenario where Kuja went to live in Moblitz with Terra and they had 3 small fluffy tailed children)
Elaborate please?
(Paid account, I can edit my fail! Though I always make even more errors in the editing process...)
Re: Mr Snooky Pie?
Date: 2011-07-01 06:17 pm (UTC)Basically we were brainstorming and at one point Railenthe asks "who else remembers his name?" And after listing some people I put up the possibility that maybe Shinryu ate (nearly) everyone's memory concerning that name. Then of course the question is "Why would Shinryu do that?" (Not rai's exact words but you get the idea) Of course as I started thinking on that another part of my brain was going on about Norse mythology...
AND THAT'S WHEN THE FRIDGE BRILLIANCE HIT ME WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SHINING WAVE/ULTIMATE SHIELD/RADIANT SWORD/SHIELD OF LIGHT
IT WAS GLORIOUS.
After Railenthe posted something about a theory she had (which I can't remember atm but I'm too lazy to read the message history right now) I posted this little gem:
"Names have power. Maybe Shinryu did it because of what is associated with his name."
Yeah it should hit you any minute now...
Re: Mr Snooky Pie?
Date: 2011-07-01 06:28 pm (UTC)Re: Mr Snooky Pie?
Date: 2011-07-01 06:32 pm (UTC)I'll keep it brief then:
Early on in his story, the hero of the Nibelung Saga, Siegfried slays the dragon Fafnir, which up until that point, had been the keeper of the Nibelung ring (magic ring, though I confess I never really understood what it could do).
AND THEN RAI GOES AND CEMENTS THE FRIDGE BRILLIANCE EVEN FURTHER WITH THE FMV CINEMATIC OPENING OF THE PSP REMAKE OF FFI
Ohhhhh....
Date: 2011-07-01 06:42 pm (UTC)Yah, does make a lot of sense...Especially with the anthology FFI FMV.
Unlikely XD
Date: 2011-07-02 12:42 am (UTC)Re: Unlikely XD
Date: 2011-07-02 12:44 am (UTC)Re: Unlikely XD
Date: 2011-07-02 12:45 am (UTC)Re: Unlikely XD
Date: 2011-07-02 12:48 am (UTC)Re: Unlikely XD
Date: 2011-07-02 01:01 am (UTC)"I haven't done a thing." As if he doesn't even notice he's doing it, he runs his little finger along one long, pointy ear.
"I s-said, 'quit it!'" She doesn't sound all that convinced, though
"QUIT IT! OR ELSE I'LL--"
"Or else you'll...what?"
He says it right by her ear, intentionally drawing it out so that the brush of hot breath on that delicate skin lasts as long as possible.
I think that muse's waking up again at last…
HUZZAH!
Date: 2011-07-02 01:04 am (UTC)WoL...you're quite the closet perv, no? XD
What? You expect me to believe that the party in FFI is nothing but virtuous eunuchs?
Date: 2011-07-02 01:13 am (UTC)And who said anything about closets?
I think it's about the same—except Prishe would own up to it.
Oddly, not anywhere near in public, though.Except that Kuja's kinda repressed, so…you got a point, Kuja's in much more trouble when it comes to that sort of thing.Neither one of them can take that sort of thing for very long though XD.
Well Red Mage I never assumed that of but Warrior...
Date: 2011-07-02 01:19 am (UTC)Kuja couldn't handle 5 seconds of it. Or even 2. I bet even with Terra he can easily be controlled by the tail...
YURA, YOU IDIOT!
Date: 2011-07-02 01:24 am (UTC)AND WHEN HE NOTICES SOMEONE AFTER HIM IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANYONE TO SAVE HIM…I kinda want to do a drabble on that…
Re: YURA, YOU IDIOT!
Date: 2011-07-02 01:26 am (UTC)*almost done with part II*
YURA?! YOU IDIOT!
Date: 2011-07-02 01:33 am (UTC)About that Kujerra sequel...
Date: 2011-07-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(Plz post it? I confess I read some of it in Rai's journal and I'll be honest with you: I WAS THE ONE WHO REQUESTED THE SEQUEL XD)Re: About that Kujerra sequel...
Date: 2011-07-01 06:48 pm (UTC)You know I was wondering who the OP was... (Not of the first one, for that I have no clue since it was requested so long ago)
I will post it when I've eventually sorted out the beginning. Posting bits of it to Rai for feedback helps me feel a lot less stupid about the whole thing. Currently I'm doing a little Kujerra writing activity to keep me motivated. Basically I've got to write 10 words for 10 different themes for the couple so that I end up with 10 mini fics and 100 words in total... So far I've only got 3 done...
YOU BLINKED YOU MISSED IT
Date: 2011-07-01 11:51 pm (UTC)Bartz, to Vaan: The sky's kinda scary if you ask me...
Kain, to Bartz: Surprising, that you would fear the skies.
It's there but so ninja'd you can miss it
BLINK BLINK
Date: 2011-07-01 11:54 pm (UTC)Kujerra writing activity anyone?
Date: 2011-07-01 08:00 pm (UTC)NOTE: IKEA PWP is interpreted as sex where things don’t go according to plan. And D/s is dominance/submission.
Gender Bender
“I had a hunch Terra was a lesbian.” Edgar shrugged.
Love Triangle
Kefka loves his fluffy trance users. They do not reciprocate.
Angst
Regardless of emotional accomplishments, the name ‘Terra’ will always sting.
Hurt/Comfort
“I know…” Terra clasps Kuja’s hand. “But Kefka’s gone now.”
Character Death
Terra can never look at feathers without tear-stained eyes.
IKEA PWP
“Stop laughing!”
“Sorry, I can’t help it! The tail tickles!”
D/s
Once her claws are out there’s no denying who’s boss.
Smut
Crimson fluff can always be found clinging to Terra’s crotch.
Kid
Hyperactive, tranced toddler mages = sleep deprivation like you wouldn’t believe.
Fluff
“It’s so soft!”
“Don’t touch it!”
“Please…?”
“…”
“Please?”
“…alright, fine.”
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(Now that I've done this I might give another of these activity themes a try for Kujerra...what do you think?)
Re: Kujerra writing activity anyone?
Date: 2011-07-01 08:08 pm (UTC)On to the 10x10: they were fun to read and overall it seemed to have a lighthearted tone despite some of the more serious ones. Again, I say go for it!
Is it bad I'm wondering what that tail was being used for in IKEA PWPRe: Kujerra writing activity anyone?
Date: 2011-07-01 08:31 pm (UTC)My theory is that the tail, although prehensile, sometimes slips out of Kuja's control. Though I imagine that ocassionally the tail is used for leg caressing or to pull Terra closer...it always gets up to some naughty stuff. And betrays Kuja's feelings so that it flits about when he's annoyed, curls when he's very happy, shoots up when he's surprised... Ehehehe...Re: Kujerra writing activity anyone?
Date: 2011-07-01 08:35 pm (UTC)Naughty tail is very naughty indeed! I APPROVE OF THIS RUNNING GAGAlso: I can haz moogle icons plz? Particularly the PalaMecia and Kujerra ones? XD
Re: Kujerra writing activity anyone?
Date: 2011-07-01 08:55 pm (UTC)Kuja himself is a running gag, the tail just helps add to it. Also it allows Kuja to get up to some VERY naughty fondling without having to dirty his fingers...:XYes, you may. The moogle post was made here (by moi!) but Kujerra wasn't included there. So HERE:
OMG The fluff.
Date: 2011-07-01 11:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-07-01 11:58 pm (UTC)Uh—
Date: 2011-07-01 11:59 pm (UTC)Useful tail is useful
Date: 2011-07-02 12:00 am (UTC)*can't think of a witty response*
Date: 2011-07-02 12:03 am (UTC)--------------------------
Pearls
“I think it’s a little too fancy for me.”
“Nonsense, you wear it like a dream. Why I could compose an entire rhapsody around the image of you in that dress---”
“But…it’s not going to be very practical. And the pearls…won’t they drop out?”
“Not if they’re handled with care, miss.”
“I’m sorry. I just don’t think it’s right for me.” Terra bows her head guiltily as the seamstress and assistants help her out of the gown.
As this is a private fitting commissioned by the infamous ‘Mister King’ at his mansion no protests are made over Kuja’s presence whilst Terra changes. He refuses to leave her unattended and since he’s a gentleman paying through the nose those tailors will do things his way or go without his business.
“No matter. I’m certain we’ll find something suitable. Which reminds me---” Kuja clicks his fingers at the seamstress, “She’ll be needing a winter cloak. Something thick yet comfortable; perhaps with a fur lining. And a hood if possible.”
“But that’s still months away.”
“I insist. We can’t have my little bird’s wings nipped by winter’s merciless chill now, can we?” He returns to sipping wine at his chair as a new dress is brought forth, a white smock with a black bodice, plain in comparison to the ostentatious precedent.
“I think it’s too small. Do you think it’s possible to let it out?”
“If you try it on first, miss, then we can take your measurements into account.”
“Okay then…”
The fitting is a little too tight—Terra gasps and before he knows it Kuja has shot to her side. The seamstress immediately loosens the gown and Terra takes a deep breath of relief—it’s alright, she was just startled.
Kuja tries to brush off this slip of composure with a sheepish wave of the hand. “Fetch something that allows a little more freedom, nothing with a corset or boning.”
Terra can’t help but smile as she clasps his hand. He tries to remain firm in front of the salespeople. “I won’t have anything that makes her feel constrained.”
Once again I'm "AWW"-ing and giggling like an idiot
Date: 2011-07-02 12:05 am (UTC)<33333
Date: 2011-07-02 12:07 am (UTC)<3 <3
Date: 2011-07-02 12:12 am (UTC)D'AAWWW THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME GET CAVITIES JUST READING IT
Date: 2011-07-02 12:06 am (UTC)MORE PLZ? *pays Kuja to do the puppy eyes for her*
THAT IS THE PLAN!
Date: 2011-07-02 12:12 am (UTC)MORE IS ON THE WAY, I'M TRYING TO GET IT DONE AS QUICKLY AS I CAN---
I can't help but wonder
Date: 2011-07-02 01:28 am (UTC)Or makes kitty jokes with Squall.
Or why NO ONE gets nicknamed Chicken-wuss.
I'mma looking at YOU, Onion~!Re: I can't help but wonder
Date: 2011-07-02 01:32 am (UTC)And I'm not really sure why Onion would get Zell's nickname XD
Well he's the only one it even comes close to fitting.
Date: 2011-07-02 02:17 am (UTC)And they totally capitalized on the VOID's memetic mutation.
Shantotto: Your defeat is una…VOIDable.