Song of the Alkonost

Not to my recollection... But I would've expected him to get nervous in the Eternal Rift, I mean it's yet another floating fortress with edges that are very easy to fall off! Exdeath could just hover in the air and it would spook Bartzy-boy. (Actually if Kuja weren't such a delicate little waif then he could've won his battle with Bartz simply by lifting him up in the air with him as he glided upwards until Bartz screamed "UNCLE!!!")

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Kuja could have lifted him up in the air with magic. Maybe with a psionic-type spell or HECK, FLOAT. CAST FLOAT ON BARTZ AND THEN JUST LEAVE HIM HANGING IN THE AIR.

...I'm terrible XD

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How the hell did I forget float? *waves get out of derp-free sickie card*

Yes, whilst Kuja deals with the other two clueless boys. As Mat, Kefka and Ultimecia laugh at poor Bartz's misery.

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*equips accesory with a permaFloat buff on Bartz* THERE! NOW THE TORMENT CAN REALLY BEGIN >8D

~~I don't even hate Bartz or have anything against him and yet I do this~~

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Honey, I adore Kuja to the death and yet most of the fic or art I make involving him features him being tormented, humiliated or abused in some way. He's just too much fun to make fun of. Ohohohoho~! (Hell there's a kink meme piece someone else did of Mateus beating him up, binding a collar around his throat, torturing him with electric shocks and then forcing him to masturbate that I keep going back to. Yeah, I'm a creepy perv but it was such a deliciously evil Mat!)

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MY FAIR LADYBOY WAS AWESOME. AND OMG YOU USED OUR NAME FOR WOL, WHICH MAKES IT EVEN MOAR AWESOME!!!!

~~The name which hit us with a very hard unblockable Fridge Brilliance that causes instant BRV Break last night but that's another story...~~

Goddamnit I was so excited I had to delete this three times to do last minute editing. I fail XD

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THANK YOU, I AM GLAD TO PROVIDE THE WORLD WITH BRAIN BREAKING CRACK. AND I FIGURED YOU WOULD APPRECIATE THAT ALLUSION.

(One day I shall pluck up the nerve to post that Kujerra sequel. Kujerra made me their bitch when I posted the original and then someone made a request for a sequel, I balked and posted it on my journal (f-locked) begging for help as to whether it was worth continuing, Rai became a convert to the ship and all of a sudden we were creating a scenario where Kuja went to live in Moblitz with Terra and they had 3 small fluffy tailed children)

Elaborate please?

(Paid account, I can edit my fail! Though I always make even more errors in the editing process...)

Edited Date: 2011-07-01 06:10 pm (UTC)

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Well I suppose since you're not involved in the rp I can spoil it >>

Basically we were brainstorming and at one point Railenthe asks "who else remembers his name?" And after listing some people I put up the possibility that maybe Shinryu ate (nearly) everyone's memory concerning that name. Then of course the question is "Why would Shinryu do that?" (Not rai's exact words but you get the idea) Of course as I started thinking on that another part of my brain was going on about Norse mythology...

AND THAT'S WHEN THE FRIDGE BRILLIANCE HIT ME WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A SHINING WAVE/ULTIMATE SHIELD/RADIANT SWORD/SHIELD OF LIGHT

IT WAS GLORIOUS.

After Railenthe posted something about a theory she had (which I can't remember atm but I'm too lazy to read the message history right now) I posted this little gem:

"Names have power. Maybe Shinryu did it because of what is associated with his name."

Yeah it should hit you any minute now...

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Um... not too familiar with Norse mythology I'm afraid... (Unless you're talking about the FFVI Siegfried which I doubt)

Edited Date: 2011-07-01 06:28 pm (UTC)

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Not even the Nibelungen Opera!?

I'll keep it brief then:

Early on in his story, the hero of the Nibelung Saga, Siegfried slays the dragon Fafnir, which up until that point, had been the keeper of the Nibelung ring (magic ring, though I confess I never really understood what it could do).

AND THEN RAI GOES AND CEMENTS THE FRIDGE BRILLIANCE EVEN FURTHER WITH THE FMV CINEMATIC OPENING OF THE PSP REMAKE OF FFI

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I get it now. (Yah, never heard of the Opera sadly)

Yah, does make a lot of sense...Especially with the anthology FFI FMV.

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Have you forgotten that VI!Fried is fail? XD

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Which is why Prishe named WoL 'Mr Snooky Pie', so there's no chance of that happening!

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Is it bad that I see him playing with her ears when she goes there? Just because he knows damn well what it does?

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Remind me what that does again?

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"Stop it stop it stop it! Dammit, are we running a peep show or what?!"

"I haven't done a thing." As if he doesn't even notice he's doing it, he runs his little finger along one long, pointy ear.

"I s-said, 'quit it!'" She doesn't sound all that convinced, though

"QUIT IT! OR ELSE I'LL--"

"Or else you'll...what?"

He says it right by her ear, intentionally drawing it out so that the brush of hot breath on that delicate skin lasts as long as possible.

I think that muse's waking up again at last…

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Is Prishe's condition better than or worse than Kuja's tail being ultra sensitive? (I have got to draw that extra smutty Jechtja picture when I'm a bit better)

WoL...you're quite the closet perv, no? XD

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And who said anything about closets?

I think it's about the same—except Prishe would own up to it. ~~Oddly, not anywhere near in public, though.~~ Except that Kuja's kinda repressed, so…you got a point, Kuja's in much more trouble when it comes to that sort of thing.

Neither one of them can take that sort of thing for very long though XD.

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I don't know how sensitive Genome tails are canon-wise (I'm guessing similar to any animal with a tail; if it has nerves then they will certainly react) since the only clue we really got was Zidane getting incredibly pissed off when Laguna pulled his tail. I'm guessing that must've been somewhat painful even with Zidane's tail being used to hard labour when it comes to supporting his weigh and all. Since Kuja shields his tail away it must be extra sensitive. Which means all the more crack/kink potential! 8D

Kuja couldn't handle 5 seconds of it. Or even 2. I bet even with Terra he can easily be controlled by the tail...

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For some reason I see Red Mage as mostly oblivious.
~~AND WHEN HE NOTICES SOMEONE AFTER HIM IT'S TOO LATE FOR ANYONE TO SAVE HIM~~

…I kinda want to do a drabble on that…

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Well I never got past that bridge in FFI (damn you, Nobuo Uematsu and your legendary theme!) so I'll have to take your word for it.

*almost done with part II*

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I'm working on fic based on the entirety of FFI. If you were on DeviantArt I'd link the entire folder, but there's some SRS BZN violence in a few chapters and so it's filtered.

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~~(Plz post it? I confess I read some of it in Rai's journal and I'll be honest with you: I WAS THE ONE WHO REQUESTED THE SEQUEL XD)~~

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