Song of the Alkonost

Win convo is win XD it's on the same level of awkward as the Belt-buckle exchange between Anders and Sebastian in DA2 XD

Anders: Is that supposed to be Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?
Anders: That... belt buckle thing. Is that Andraste?
Sebastian: My father had this armor commissioned when I took my vows as a brother.
Anders: I'm just not sure I'd want the Maker seeing me shove His bride's head between my legs every morning.

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Jecht will be shrugging it off by the end; he'll probably get some himself since Mat likes to keep his consort and his concubines seperate. Lots of potential for Jechtja here...

Now to try writing something for Rai's XXX meme!

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You totally should have snagged Prologus. Still should. The Lightshipping in there is almost violent in its intensity. They bicker and snark at each other like an old married couple ~~or like Sieg and Light do in our RP XD~~

And lord knows it's the only reason I can fight as well as I do. It took me the entire time between Prologus and DDFF's release to get used to the system tweaks.

…I will not protest the possibility of Jechtja.

AND WHY DID THEY NOT INTERACT WHUT.
WHY WAS THERE NOT MORE GOLJECHT WHUT.

I should probably get to these extra questions, but it will have to be after I eat. I'm ridiculously hungry and all I've had is a TV lunch and Cheetos.

THAT WOULDN'T KEEP MY KID BROTHER GOING FOR AN HOUR.
You got a point about the party banter. It would have been awesome. I have half a mind to take party banter requests, Tales!Style.

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Speaking of RPs what happened last night? You just vanished! D8

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It may or may not be fixed totally now >

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Hopefully that did not derp MSN and Trillian with it...D:

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IT HERPED THE DERP AND I HAVE YET TO CHECK THOSE.

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And I was so looking forward to getting my Ham on...='C

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It screws up your way of thinking:

Now I can't write smut between these guys, just adorkable fluff! GRRRRRR!!! I'll have to go back to trying to draw Kujerra to try and off the cutesy bunny bounding around my head!

And I would care to comment on your points but sadly the bunny is nibbling at some wires that I think are important...Yeah I just forgot what this black and white thing on my lap is called. Not good...

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I just love how Mateus and Kuja are angsting about something all melodramatic and Seph's like "WTH's up with them?"

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*snort* It's funnier when you read the text:

Kuja: Matty, I'm cold!!
Mateus: It's freezing!!
Sephiroth: ...Pussies.
(Okay so that last one didn't happen but the other two are correct. Yes, Kuja really did call him 'Matty')

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But I could see this happening in a situation where they're sharing a dorm (AS THE EMPEROR I HAVE FIRST DIBS ON THE BATHROOM)XD

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I have a thing for evil bishonen but I didn't really consider it as a pairing until

animekittysama not only nudged me in the direction of pixiv artist Hokuto who does a lot of cracky/fluffy c279 stuff, but she also wrote some wonderful MateusxSephiroth and MateusxKuja (and she also does brilliant Palamecia too) as well as helped establish the harem situation. Usually I don't pair Sephiroth with Kuja (despite the earier icon) but with Mat as their 'master' it works for me. I mean I've drawn some porn of this OT3 already and Mat was just watching...

Hehehe. Life in a dorm between those three would be awkward. There would be so many fights over shampoo and conditioner, especially when Mat decides to have his hair silver and they only have the one bottle. And of course none of them know how to cook (Sephiroth burns everything to a crisp and neither Mat or Kuja are willing to lower themselves to menial chores) so they are eating take away a lot...It's a mess.

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For some reason I see them going to the dorms of certain characters at times (coughthey'rebrokecough) so they can get some good cooking in their bellies. For the Chaos side, I see Gilgy, Golbez and Gabranth being good cooks for some reason. Jecht is another no thanks to Rai's pastry arc XD

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Gilgamesh learned a lot on his travels through the Interdimensional Rift, including culinary expertise! As for Golby, well, someone has to look after Cecil so in his time he's learnt how to be a decent chef in order to make sure his baby brother stays well fed. Also his Japanese VA hosts Iron Chef... Gabby, well...I guess he needs a hobby since he hardly works for Chaos these days. And the kitchen is a place for REAL MEN! MENLY MASCULINE MEN WITH TESTOSTERONE WHO PRODUCE THE MOST SUBLIME, PUFFY, GOLDEN PROFITEROLES YOU EVER DID TASTE!

The bathroom fights are so ugly... I mean last time Sephiroth broke the door down because Kuja was taking a 3 hour bubblebath. And the incident before that when Mat tried electrocuting Seph for using his comb. Or Kuja having a hissyfit because Mat stole his eyebrow tweezers to groom his...'garden above the pride of Palamecia'...

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The garden part made me lol XD

Don't forget the fights where Mateus and Kuja try to outdo each other by being the most fabulous. They try to get Seph to play Judge but it does not work because Sephiroth just doesn't care XD

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Kuja: Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: Sephiroth!
(Sephiroth ignores him)
Kuja: SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: What?
Kuja: Be honest, isn't my taste in cosmetics far superior to Mateus'?
Mateus: Insolent whelp. Do you really think to challenge my aesthetics?
Kuja: Says the man with muted aubergine eyeshadow. Honestly what were you thinking? It makes you resemble some rotting corpse. No, no, my shade of carmine is easily the victor.
Mateus: And you think to call that glazed pink on your mouth lipstick? One would think them stained with semen...
Kuja: YOU SCUMBA-
Sephiroth: I'm out of here.
Kuja: ...
Mateus: ...
Kuja: I told you we should've asked that Ivalice lapdog!

Edited Date: 2011-07-06 01:20 am (UTC)

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Low blow, low blow! Then again, Mateus never pretended he was above these underhanded tactics....XD

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The next time

animekittysama offers me the chance to request a wallpaper I am highly tempted to ask for some c279 even though I love Club Marilith so...

But...Kuja and Sephiroth are two of the hottest acts there and Mateus does run the club. Hmm...

Low blow...? Well now we know how that semen got there in the first place! >D

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Note to self: phrase my sentences more carefully next time so that people do not drag them down to the gutter so to speak....

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Lesson #1: I am evil.

Lesson #2: My mind constantly lives in the gutter to the point that I draw DFF porn for fun. (And need to do that Kujerra kink for Rai; once I've managed to work out the positions)

Lesson #3: If there is an opportunity to be stupid then I will take it.

Lesson #4: Repositioning models into questionable situations is fun.

Lesson #5: Perving over DFF models is a hobby of mine.

Here, have some old Kujerra fluff:

(Done on my tablet. My hand drawn stuff tends to be a lot nicer)

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I'd write a kink or two myself except I just seem to be lacking in drive and motivation for anything other than rps *uber-sadface*. That and I have zero clue of where to start and what ship to pick XD

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Well I only started to try writing fic a few months ago and so I fail epically at it most of the time. All I can manage so far is crack. I'm used to writing dialogue for a visual medium so writing the actions inbetween is far out of my comfort zone.

This is not the case when I draw, to the point that I could probably storyboard something kinky...just not convery it in words very well...

I've noticed I have a much easier time writing Terra than I do with other characters (say Kuja, Mateus, Ultimecia etc) which is probably why I can handle Kujerra without too much trouble. Mostly I only aim for characters I know well enough or can step into; Kefka I can write in about 5 seconds and he'll come out just fine even though I only played FFVI once. Kuja I've studied for years and played FFIX way too many times and yet I can only marginally handle him. (Zidane is much simpler) Then there was Prishe whose game I've never played and the only experience I had of her was the two cutscenes and battles from DFF and yet she seemed to go down okay. But I think I'll eventually be a decent Kuja if I work hard enough. Go for what you feel comfortable with first I say.

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That's the thing though. I've written fics before. I'm just stuck in this rut D:

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Well I can't really help there. What sort of fic do you usually write then? I can try hurling ideas at you and see if any take your fancy.

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Well the last major one had drama plus a romance subplot...Mind you it was pretty complex because it had to do with an android character getting in touch with his human side (this android had some parts of him that were human but otherwise he saw himself as a machine). The last FF fic I wrote...it's on hiatus no thanks to my block (that and several others) was one centering on a crackship that grew on me from FFVII: Genesis/Rosso

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